New year, new quiz. Can you believe stuff has already happened in 2024?!

By Holly J. Morris

Published January 5, 2024 at 4:00 AM CST

Happy new year! None of the above are correct answers.

It's 2024. Here are some predictions:

The grocery market will collapse after incoming President Winfrey (never doubt the power of write-in votes!) declares, "You get Ozempic! You get Ozempic!"
ChatGPT will be revealed as infinite monkeys with typewriters. Or maybe three kids in a trench coat?
Climate change will definitely NOT be exacerbated by fossil fuels. (This message brought to you by Sultan al-Jaber.)
You're going to write "2023" on your checks for months. LOL! What's a check?
If you pay attention, you'll get at least one 11/11 on the quiz.

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Holly J. Morris

Holly J. Morris works on NPR's Training team. She was an editor at The Washington Post Express, National Geographic and U.S. News and World Report, and a college teacher.